Opinion Section
This week I have kind of a joke and fun styled opinion. Would you allow Chimpanzees/Gorillas/Apes etc. to be integrated into our civilization if possible?
"No. They stink. They poop all over the place with no bladder control. Hard to carry on conversations with however they are good listeners"
"No, I think its stupid."
"No. Theyre obnoxious. They hurl feces at people"
"I feel that in a situation where we could train chimps to do simple human tasks i.e. laundry, dishes, vacuuming that we could have them successfully working for us and we as the human race could enjoy a much easier, much more fun life. The chimps would in return be rewarded with a healthy strong community. They would be kept comfortable in a small Amish like community were they would enjoy partial self government."
"That's a pretty gay question."